Bawdy Ginger

While unpacking the groceries purchased to try a new recipe, Sloppy Bombay Joes (delicious!), we found the ginger root making a saucy visual pun with the serrano pepper. Though not as accomplished as the food art of Joost Ellfers, we do appreciate the quick wit of the ginger root. Spicy!

Naming of Parts

Tonight B. and I were reviewing the extensive liner notes to Leave Your Sleep, Natalie Merchant's new collection of songs based on poems for children (I had written "children's poems," but that did not see quite accurate.) It is an impressive and engaging collection, worth all of the seven years Merchant devoted to it. When I saw the entry for Robert Graves mentioning him as one of the World War I poets enshrined in Westminster Abbey's Poets' Corner, it brought to mind this affecting war poem. I could not remember the name of the poem or the poet. But as I recalled its impact on me, I become obsessed to find it. And I am glad I did. Reed is harder to find than the died-in-the-war poets, but far more useful in understanding war-as-phenomenon rather than war-as-experience. Reed's testing the flavors of the language, evoking the awful irony of military banalities in the ears of a young soldier learning to use his rifle in the ripeness of springtime--the equal of  his contemporary, Larkin. And no higher praise can I bestow. So read on...

LESSONS OF THE WAR

To Alan Michell

Vixi duellis nuper idoneus
Et militavi non sine gloria

I. NAMING OF PARTS

To-day we have naming of parts. Yesterday,
We had daily cleaning. And to-morrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But to-day,
To-day we have naming of parts. Japonica
Glistens like coral in all of the neighboring gardens,
          And to-day we have naming of parts.

This is the lower sling swivel. And this
Is the upper sling swivel, whose use you will see,
When you are given your slings. And this is the piling swivel,
Which in your case you have not got. The branches
Hold in the gardens their silent, eloquent gestures,
          Which in our case we have not got.

This is the safety-catch, which is always released
With an easy flick of the thumb. And please do not let me
See anyone using his finger. You can do it quite easy
If you have any strength in your thumb. The blossoms
Are fragile and motionless, never letting anyone see
          Any of them using their finger.

And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
          They call it easing the Spring.

They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
          For to-day we have naming of parts.



Reed, Henry. "Naming of Parts." New Statesman and Nation 24, no. 598 (8 August 1942): 92 (.pdf).



I highly recommend you take two minutes to delicately but distinctly improve your soul by listening to Reed reading the poem. "Naming of Parts" is merely Part 1 of the longer poem, "Lessons of War." So don't stop here, read Part 2, Judging Distances and Part 3, "Movement of Bodies" now. Then order the collected works. Why Reed is not among the canonized English poets of war, I cannot understand. Maybe it is merely that his cool, meta-lingustics do not stir the febrile soul the way the less worldly Sassoon and Owen do. Or that WWII was not the same Romantic waste of English youth as WWI. But, hell, whatever the reason, let's you and I correct this distortion of the Free Market of Ideas. History is written by the living. So, let's do this thing. Who's with me?

Moments of Bliss: Finding a Source of My Beliefs In a 1970s British Sitcom

As cultural artifacts from my formative years continue to surface via the Long Tail of the internet and through remastering and digitizing of analog content, I am getting a fresh exposure and a new view into possible seeds of ideas that I have carried with me for a long time.

For several years I've been looking for a DVD compilation of the BBC sitcom The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin which aired between 1976 and 1979, so I would have watched this pretty much as it appeared, in my early teens. (Between Perrin, Monty Python, and Soccer Made in Germany, I have to wonder who I would be today if the programmers of the central Arkansas PBS affiliate had not taken such a worldly view of its programming dollars.)

Perrin is, in BBC style, a series with a closed narrative arc, completed in 3 seasons. It concerns Reginald Iolanthe Perrin (R.I.P.) who, in mid-life crisis (46 years old!), fakes his death. The rest of the series is the long and bitingly satirical tale of how he rises back into his life by making completely counter-intuitive choices. (Such as opening a shop selling items to give to people you hate--a shop that turns into an empire.) It is a sitcom sui generis--more savage in its critique, and yet more humane than any other I can think of. (If you have counter-examples, please share them. All those Norman Lear sitcoms from the same era tried for a similar balance but were less smart in their anger and more maudlin in their sentiment.)

I was thrilled to finally find Perrin on Nextflix, and have been slowly making my way through season 1. And then I got to the scene below, in episode 4. As I watched Reggie's speech, I was struck by how closely his argument parallels my recent post on certainty and doubt.

Although all of the clip is worth watching to understand his state of mind as he gets to the podium, at 6:45 into this clip, he gets to the meat of things (transcribed here without attempting to catch all of the asides, stuttering and misspeaking):

“’What do you believe in?’ I hear you ask. I'll tell you. I know...that I don’t know. I believe in not believing. For every man who believes something, there is somebody who believes the opposite. What’s the point? How many wars--how many wars-would have been fought, how many people would have been tortured if nobody had ever believed in anything? I’ve never heard--have you ever heard?--of the wars of the apathetic, or the persecution of the apathetic by the bone idle?”

Of course to get the full effect you have to watch it delivered in the rubbery-lipped rapidfire stream of consciousness that Leonard Rossiter perfected.



So that's where it started, I thought. And that seed was nurtured  by the Taoist writings of Chuang Tzu, the common sense and skepticism of Wittegnstein and William James, and experience. I encourage you to start your own campaign against belief by renting the series from Netflix.

Adios, World Cup, Goodbye

I guess it's over. Sigh. Let the last vuvuzela be melted down and made into green bracelets for Lance Armstrong's next public awareness campaign: "Bailstrong."

Carl, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, please give the World Cup America's eulogy.

Apophenia 3

The shadows among the limbs of the triplets
cavorting on a circular bed in Backdoor Barbies
at 23:23 precisely are Robert Benchley’s face in profile,

looking down. At 32:32, a less precisely rendered
Alexander Woollcott, stares directly at the camera
from the strands of damp hair on Melody Mane’s

left cheek. Later there was Heywood Broun (nipple),
George S. Kaufman (bedclothes), and Tallulah
Bankhead (panties, flung, freeze frame at 1:06:09).

Oh yes, we made quite a thorough study of the artifact.
But no Dorothy Parker. No Dorothy Parker!
And we stayed up until 4 a.m. under the influence

of the idea that Dot’s ghost was taunting
her old chums, and wondering what other forms
of intricate paranormal persecution

might be present in every day that we just
don’t happen to see. We awoke at noon,
cloudy of eye and sheepish. I’m just saying.

Chronic City by Jonathan Lethem

By force of will I finished Chronic City in a late night reading binge. I had read what I now consider to be the best sections of the book--the Janice Trumbull epistles--compiled into an affecting short story in Tthe New Yorker a while back. The short story told of a way-long-distance romance between Janice Trumbull, stranded in a failing orbiting biosphere-space station and her boyfriend in New York. Chronic City is narrated by that boyfriend, Chase Insteadman. It turns out that he is an idiot cypher. Oh well.

All of it is hollow, false, ephemeral. Chase is a nobody, wandering the Big Apple aimlessly, buoyed by the residuals checks from his time as a child actor on a sitcom, Martyr and Pesty. (Honestly, I could barely get past that one. I do not consider myself overly sensitive to names that are so post-modern their obviousness is part of the joke, but in this book, even that latitude is exhausted. Richard Abneg? Please.) Janice's situation is somewhat better than Chase's: Janice and her plight are both entirely fictional (make that meta-fictional). Janice and Chase's romance is a soap opera (but with a flesh and blood hero walking the Upper West Side streets and gracing  gubernatorial soirées) perpetrated to distract the public by persons unknown but presumed to be public officials in cahoots with some meta-fictional production company. Awesome in the right hands, but...

Perkus Tooth (god, I was so tired of the stupid fucking names by the end) is the vessel of the plastic world. "Perkus" lives on coffee and marijuana. "Tooth" is a devouring mouth. If he were a mouth that issued forth creations, his last name would have had to be "Tung" or "Lipp," or, god help us, "Glottus." (Admit it: that is far less absurd a suggestion that it ought to be.) Perkus is nothing without his cultural touchstones and conspiracy theories. When he finally expires, the ER physician finds inside him only a "slurry"--no heart, no  liver, no stomach. Nothing, in short, essentially, or even mechanically, human.

If your book is going to be entirely about your bullshit ideas, fine. But make it interesting enough that I don't care if all your characters are cyphers, or painfully obvious metaphors. Lolita's obvious flaws notwithstanding, I will admit to being so taken with the talent and voice in the novel that I would easily take a Humbert Humbert and Vivian Darkbloom over Perkus Tooth and Richard Abneg any day.

Not fair to compare him to Nabokov? Sure. But he's also not: DeLillo, Pynchon, or even that bore Auster.

His ideas are weaker than his characters. And I loathe his characters.

Does the MacArthur Foundation ever retract a "genius" grant? Chronic City makes a strong case for an annual list of Take-Backs to go along with the awards.

Memes We Like: Anosognosia (or, Certainty is a Virus)

Erroll Morris has a fascinating 5-installment series in the New York Times this week on "anosognosia"--the lack of knowledge of one's disease or impairment.The condition was first recognized in cases of paralysis--specifically in cases of hemiplegia, paralysis of one side of the body. In some cases, it is as though the paralyzed side of the body does not exist. If asked the pick up a pencil with the paralyzed hand, the patient will simply do nothing, and act as if the request is directed to someone else.

Morris takes this further, toward more modern investigations into the inability to discern one's own incompetence, also known as the Dunning-Kreuger Effect: "our incompetence masks our ability to recognize our incompetence." Morris stretches the concept to where he really wants to go: to the heart of consciousness, or the possibility of really knowing anything. It is the sort of paradox Borges would have loved. How can we ever know what we don't know, when we don't know enough to even know what we don't know? He invokes Dick Cheney's "unkown unknowns," a concept that I once found the paragon of double-speak, and that I have come around to thinking is the most (perhaps unintentionally) humble thing he said while in office. Morris interviews a Stanford neuro-scientist, V.S. Ramachandran, who gives one of the best quotes in the piece: "What we call belief is not a monolithic thing; it has many layers." But we treat belief as though it is something refined and clear and of whole cloth. Maybe that is a defense mechanism in the face of paralyzing uncertainty. But doubt is our best defense against failing to address the world as it is, rather than as we would prefer it to be.

Which leads me to my point here. I distrust certainty. While I do admire some people  I know who engage the world on fairly direct terms--what is right and what is wrong is generally quite clear and actionable to them--I find too often that we live in a culture that overvalues action based in a certainty ungrounded in sufficient awareness of detail and nuance. 

I was recently in Oklahoma City and visited the Memorial there, at the site of the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building. I knew how the site designers had chosen to represent the dead with rows of brass chairs, smaller ones for the children. I thought the concept melodramatic. I prefer the restraint and elegance of monuments (give me an obelisk any day), or  modern approaches like the Vietnam War Veterans Memorial. But in the presence of the chairs, they did give rise to an awareness of the humanity they represented.

Each chair was a life. Each life was a vast and complex entity. And all of them sacrificed to an idea, a crazy, stupid idea acted upon by a man who was evil, certain and evil. I suddenly had a new understanding of evil. That evil is simple. It requires only that you believe that you know something profound and ineluctably true. It may be only one thing, but that is all it takes.

Evil requires certainty, unwavering commitment over time to an idea that strips the world of its true essence--complexity, richness, unknowability. It is by doubt, not certainty, we will be saved. 

Moise Kisling, 1891-1953

Every musem has at least one special painting. This is even true at the Oklahoma City Museum of Art, which is a better collection than you would expect, despite having marred its lovely foyer and half of one floor by filling them with the treacly works of the Thomas Kincade of glass, Dale Chihuly. I was stopped by a painting in the20th  European collection, Red Roofs (no image available) by a painter I had never heard of, Moise Kisling. He was born in Krakow, moved to,and fought for France in WWI, and did his best work in the Montparnasse district of Paris alongside Modigliani (whose portrait of Kisling is one of the easier works to find). The more I found, the more impressed I was, and the more surprised that Kisling has remained under-recognized. 

Here are a couple of paintings I was able to find. I detect distinct tones of another personal favorite, Remedios Varo. More Kisling works here. 

Portrait of Rosine Fels

Portrait of Jean Cocteau

Wise words

P.J. O'Rourke: "Scotch goes well with anything, especially marriage."

"Clever, Tasty Words"

You really should take half an hour and enjoy the All Songs Considered host Bob Boilen's attempt to interview pop's legendary enfant terrible and antagonist, John Lydon, aka Johnny Rotten, of The Sex Pistols and Public Image Limited (PiL). Boilen was well prepared for the exercise, but even then he was left speechless by Lydon on more than one occasion. (Not that anyone else could have done appreciably better.) It was bracing to hear Johnny still so full of brio and opinion and humor.

You Can't Handle the Rotten

Reasons to Be Cheerful, Part 4: Sensitive iPods

If your iPod is like mine, it can sense when you’ve had a rough night--one of dark brooding thoughts and existential questions that banish sleep when you most want it--and it looks at you and thinks, “That one needs a bit of cheering up.” And out of that generous spirit it delivers you, out of 3,000-plus songs in the playlist you’re shuffling, this obscure bit of aural sunshine:  Ian Dury and The Blockheads’ “Reasons to Be Cheerful, Part 3.”

Reasons to Be Cheerful



And, god love the internet, some hapless souls have taken the hours from their lives to type out the lyrics for us to all sing along. Ahem...

Why don't you get back into bed (x 10)

Reasons to be cheerful part 3
1-2-3

Summer, Buddy Holly,
The working folly
“Good Golly Miss Molly”
And boats.

Hammersmith Palais,
The Bolshoi Ballet
“Jump back in the alley”
And nanny goats.

18-wheeler Scammels,
Domenicker camels
All other mammals
Plus equal votes.

Seeing Piccadilly,
Fanny Smith and Willy,
Being rather silly,
And porridge oats.

A bit of grin and bear it,
A bit of "Come and share it.
“You're welcome, we can spare it.”
Yellow socks.

Too short to be haughty,
Too nutty to be naughty,
Going on 40,
No electric shocks.

The juice of the carrot,
The smile of the parrot,
A little drop of claret,
Anything that rocks.

Elvis and Scotty,
Days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty,
Curing smallpox.

Reasons to be cheerful part 3 (x 4)
1-2-3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3

Health service glasses,
Gigolos and brasses,
Round or skinny bottoms.

Take your mum to Paris,
Lighting up the chalice,
Wee Willy Harris!

Bantu Stephen Biko,
Listening to Rico,
Harpo, Groucho, Chico.

Cheddar cheese and pickle,
The Vincent motorsickle,
Slap and tickle.

Woody Allen, Dali,
Dimitri and Pasquale,
Balabalabala and “Volare.”

Something nice to study,
Phoning up a buddy,
Being in my nuddy.

Saying "Okey-dokey,"
Singalong a’ Smokey,
Coming out of chokey

John Coltrane's soprano,
Adi Celentano,
Bonar Colleano.

Reasons to be cheerful part 3 (x 4)
1-2-3

Yes yes,
Dear dear,
Perhaps next year
Or maybe even never...

in which...case...

[awesome sax break] 

Reasons to be cheerful part 3 (x 9)
1-2-3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3 (x 4)
1-2-3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3

[repeat to fade]

If you’d like to get a rundown of all the references here--some veddy British, some silly, others just obscure--may I refer you to this helpful page at the BBC website:

Will This Make You Cheerful?

Yes, someone did this, too. Vives les interwebs!

The Fever

I know you'll probably see versions of this about ten million times during the Cup, but this really woke me up to the fact that the whole delirious show begins in about 3 weeks. Feel it!




This also reminded me of Nike's terrific Joga Bonito spots starring Eric Cantona during the 2006 Cup. Ole...ole ole ole...ole...ole...

Why I Live at the P.O. (pace E. Welty)

At the post office in Little Rock recently, I was behind an elderly man who had slowly shuffled in, at great expense, apparently, to his aged knees and hips. Reaching the desk, he complimented the clerk on her reliable smile (a frequent customer, apparently). She parried and then asked the pro forma questions about his package--about the size and shape of a shoebox, wrapped in brown paper, with an address written on it in large capital letters.

"Anything perishable, flammable, etc., etc. in your package?"

"No," he replied, "Just normal."

"Just normal?" she chuckled.

"It's ball point pens," he said.

"Pens. Okay."

"They can't be refilled, but they're too nice to throw away, so I'm sending them back to the company."

The clerk did a masterful job of controlling her eyebrows at this point.

I imagined the work this mailing represented to the old man: saving the pens up over years, finding the company address in the collection of phone books in the public library, wrapping the box, driving to the P.O. The futile gesture was the fruit of a mind dedicated to the idea that quality, even in a disposable item, must be retained in the world. There is no effective composting for design elegance, a way to retain the beauty after the object is ground up in the treads of a bulldozer.

The old man paid for his postage, and then shuffled out, carefully, moving on to the next task is his lengthy and patient list.

As long as there is a next task, there is life. Take note of this.

Apophenia 2

The ridge on my right
thumbnail is Hadrian’s Wall
as seen from Skylab.

Apophenia 1

The Virgin Mary’s face peed into the snowbank
under the lifted hind leg of the labradoodle
who lives three doors down was radiant (though crusty).

I thought of Serrano's Piss-Christ, which
I wanted to hate but couldn't because
it was beautiful. My neighbor who talks to herself

as she digs her Tercel out of the snowplow-banked snow
stomped Mary just as NewsTeam 4 was setting up
their camera--a desecration to prevent desecration.

Since they'd come that far in the cold, the cameraman
shot the new miracle of Trent Lott's pompadour,
created of snow and pee and a righteous boot heel.

I watched the news that night but the story never aired.
Instead, the broadcast closed with a human interest piece:
a young Seminarian who lost his nose & faith

in a botched hang glider landing in La Jolla. He now
professes that accidents are the natural effluence
of a rational cosmos perceived as chaos

via the narrow lens
of individual experience.
So help me God.

Memes We Like: Apophenia

Apophenia is the experience of seeing patterns or connections in random or meaningless data. The identification of a face on the surface of Mars is an example of pareidoliac apophenia. --Wikipedia

Love Accordingly

Moment of Bliss: Soccamatic!

Two of my favorite things together: Wallace and Gromit and soccer! Who could ask for more. (Well, maybe a full-length soccer feature with the Preston North End Soccamatic...). Extra credit for catching all the name-drops: Nobby Stiles, Geoff Hurst, Stanley Matthews...use both sides of the paper if necessary.

I Can Think of Nothing More Perfect and Humane...

...than this expression of accepting with grace our temporariness and imperfection. To hold this view leads to a living humility that becomes empathy, forgiveness, and the wisdom to live connected to the eternal rather than the moment. I may post this every day. I will certainly repeat it every day until I can call it to mind in any moment when I am trying to control the uncontrollable, or judge others out of weakness. 

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Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime; therefore, we are saved by hope. Nothing true or beautiful or good makes complete sense in any immediate context of history; therefore, we are saved by faith. Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone; therefore, we are saved by love. No virtuous act is quite as virtuous from the standpoint of our friend or foe as from our own; therefore, we are saved by the final form of love, which is forgiveness.

-- Reinhold Niebuhr

The Year I Almost Didn't Make It

My inner music-dork does love to create playlists in iTunes. Normally I just put a best-of together at the end of the year. But this year I decided to also create a monument to my turbulent emotional year with an iMix so you, too, could enjoy the experience of a strangely personal, uncomfortable, and largely inexplicable  experience, like visiting the The House on the Rock, but in my head.

So: explore, enjoy (if that's the right word).